1. 23:07 21st Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from carry-on-my-wayward-butt

    severalbadpunslater:

    whoreoscopes:

    doomf:

    That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

    25796323689432 feet you say?

    image

    this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

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  2. 23:05

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    Reblogged from areyourachel

    Reblog if you want a Black Widow movie.

    brave-beatrive:

    grokkengrumbles:

    thevioletprincess:

    image

    "Do You?"

    If I ever stop reblogging this, assume I’m watching the movie at that time.

    GUYS THEY’RE MAKING ONE

     
  3. 22:24

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    Reblogged from proudtobestrawberry

    keep-calm-stay-healthy:

    This woman has a lot of good shit to say.

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  4. 22:20

    Notes: 39071

    Reblogged from areyourachel

    jaded-sage:

    skindeeptales:

    1. Do your research when choosing a tattoo and an artist.

    • Don’t rush yourself when choosing an idea. You’re going to have to live with it forever.
    • Most artists have a speciality, think about this when choosing one. If you want a photorealistic tattoo don’t choose an artist who specializes in American Traditional, for example.
    • Don’t ask to have your neck/face/hands tattooed if it’s your first tattoo, you will most likely be denied.
    • Look into the cost of the tattoo before walking into the shop, don’t sacrifice the tattoo you want to get a good deal. Save up to get the right ink.
    • Be prepared to be placed on a large wait list for the more popular artists.

    2. Prepare properly on the day you get your tattoo.

    • Eat a full meal beforehand.
    • Many artists recommend drinking orange juice prior to getting inked.
    • Don’t drink alcohol beforehand.
    • Getting tattooed is a pretty intimate experience, don’t forget to shower.

    3. Bring a good reference photo.

    • Bring in a high res photo if possible; at the very least a picture that is big and not blurry.

    4. Don’t bring your entourage to the shop with you.

    • It’s fine to bring a friend to hold your hand, any more than one is rude and obnoxious.
    • Children are not permitted in most tattoo shops, leave them at home.

    5. Trust your artist. 

    • The artist knows what they are doing, there is no need to be a “backseat driver.”

    6. Check out the stencil design, body placement, and spelling before the tattoo begins.

    via Inked Magazine

    Inked Magazine

    • If you see something, say something. You aren’t going to hurt anyone’s feelings if you tell them that something is spelled incorrectly.

    7. Be prepared to go through some pain, tattoos hurt.

    • Don’t be afraid to tell your artist that you need to take a break if the pain is too much. Nobody wants a passed out client.
    • Ribs, feet, hands, head, and the spine all really hurt.

    8. Stay still!

    • We know that it might be difficult to do so, but make every effort to remain as calm and still as possible while getting tattooed. If you are jittery the artist won’t be able to create straight lines.

    9. Tip your artist.

    • Most artists don’t own their shops and have to pay a percentage of the tattoo price to the shop.
    • Tipping anywhere between 10-20% should be fine.
    • If you really love the work don’t be afraid of tipping extra.

    10. Take care of your tattoo once you leave the shop.

    • Tattoo aftercare is a crucial step in assuring you have a good tattoo.
    • Tattoos will scab and they should heal in 2-3 weeks.
    • Avoid sun and going in bodies of water for the first 2 weeks.
    • Keep the tattoo moist and clean as it heals.
    • Once it’s healed don’t forget to use SPF 50 sunscreen when going outside, you don’t want your tattoo to fade.

    via Inked Magazine

     

    For future reference!

     
  5. 22:18

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    Reblogged from areyourachel

    lion-eyes03:

    IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

     
  6. 22:17

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    Reblogged from clxssact

    image: Download

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  7. 22:16

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    Reblogged from internalorganexplosion

    gracehelbl0g:

    This is Sam Pepper. If you don’t know who he is, Sam is a successful YouTube prankster with over 2 million subscribers. He recently uploaded a video titled “Fake Hand Ass Pink Prank" where he pinched unsuspecting girls’ butts without their permission. None of this was done with the girls’ consent…meaning Sam Pepper sexually harassed and assaulted these women.

    This is no longer a “simple, harmless prank” but rather a very serious matter and offence. If you haven’t seen the video yet, you can watch, dislike, and report it HERE. You can also take the pledge to help stop sexual violence at itsonus.org. Please do not let Sam get away with this kind of behavior. He crossed the line and needs to be held responsible for his disgusting actions.

     
  8. 22:15

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    Reblogged from futurehusbandofparkbom

    watchoutfidis:

    In a full-length mirror reflect your ass
    make a sexy face
    I’m not the only one feeling this way
    I’m a corpse, I mean my lower part
    the thing that was dead is now hard
    I believe in your ass
    Do you want to work[on a song] with me?
    Don’t look away if i were to ask you if you know…

     
  9. 22:14

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    Reblogged from futurehusbandofparkbom

    
CL X RO

    CL X RO

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  10. 22:14

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  11. 22:13

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    Reblogged from futurehusbandofparkbom

    cl ; mtbd @ rita ora laugn party

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